no it doesnt, shut up. not everything that has the root “homo” in is means its related to homosexuality. im all for gay rights, but no, that is not what it means. so stop making up shit, going “oh that makes sense” and spreading it.
THIS JUST IN, white girl on Tumblr is offended! Alert the media!
I am endlessly amused when I see people getting ragefaced at Did-yuo-know, versus the real Did-you-know.
Therazane, the StoneMother
This is some stonecold bullshit.
THIS is Therazane.
What the hell did this picture do to my beautiful Stonemother.
:V what the hell
Excuse me, what. That is definitely not the stonemother >:[
technically nice, but the concept is… I dont even. Shes supposed to look like a venus figurine for a reason. Not because of sexy this or that, theres a reason behind it. Not because blizzard wants to troll you with “ugly” things. For a reason. For all the people who just dont get why stonemother has to be so “augh ugly WAAA” please read the below link.
More on the subject: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurines
okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay this getting a bit out of hand. I did mine just because 1) it’s for shits and giggles, 2) easier to hug and FINALLY 3) I rather turn in my quest at that crotch instead of other.
So nothing wrong having a bit of fun in making different versions of her.
I’m gonna try and now screw up the words here, so bear with me.
There is nothing wrong with making different versions of her/things, but at the same time by making different versions you are opening yourself up for criticism and both approval and denial.
The Stonemother is modeled after big honking fertility figurines In game and in lore. These are noted for having big hips, bellies, breasts. Some fertility figurines are also carved with their arms up - a sign of strength and confidence. When you take something that is emphasizing these traits, this I’m big and I am here sense of personhood, and whittle it down into the above… The above is a swimsuit model, a pin up girl. It’s fake plastic tits and sexuality. It’s everything you ever see that says if you don’t fit this image, this eye candy you’re ugly and worthless and you’re wrong.
So while there are people that love the above version, there are those of us who look at it and see the shift in emphasis from Mother to Sex Appeal and we sort of cringe. Why can’t she be made to be pretty with out being whittled down? Why does she have to be a pin up girl to be pretty?
Why isn’t her pose more confident? Why is she holding her hands down and baring her neck? Her hands are in submissive poses, come hither is what I read from this.
And I personally don’t like that. I don’t like a character who is a huge bitch word, a strong woman, a mother being turned into eye candy with a submissive pose and come fuck me pouts. I did squee when I first met the Stonemother in game because I thought that amid Alextraza’s skimpy armor and the rampant sex appeal being passed out in the game that it was amazing to get a female fertility goddess who was fat and ugly. I can tell you that if we were supposed to like her the first time we met her she’d have been a much different model too. And that’s why I’d rather see a version that’s closer to her ingame model instead of something made to be fapped to.
Therazane, the StoneMother
This is some stonecold bullshit.
THIS is Therazane.
What the hell did this picture do to my beautiful Stonemother.
:V what the hell
Excuse me, what. That is definitely not the stonemother >:[
technically nice, but the concept is… I dont even. Shes supposed to look like a venus figurine for a reason. Not because of sexy this or that, theres a reason behind it. Not because blizzard wants to troll you with “ugly” things. For a reason. For all the people who just dont get why stonemother has to be so “augh ugly WAAA” please read the below link.
More on the subject: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurines
*headdesk* It’s the stonemother. Mother. You know, round fertile? Venus of willendorf? Not “pin up girl”
I actually like therazane being round and earthy.
What is it with the angry animals and me lately? D:
Cinori for hearmemeep
This accurately sums up Dax and Theo. Except Dax is an older elf with glasses and Theo would wind up being polymorphed into a turtle. Because turtles can’t inflict the same pain as a cat, or a bunny, or a sheep and they’re easier to handle.
You ever been bit by a turtle?!?!?!?!?!?! Them things are mean as hell and will kill you with samonella, turtles are horrid creatures. Tortoises on the other hand are fairly friendly, but their little (or gigantic beaks) hurt like hell (ive been bit by a 4’ tortoise, on accident). Them little beaks are evil as hell D:>
Bunnies will just cut your jugular like a thug.
With turtles you gotta keep your soft flesh from their heads, if you hold them by their shell it’s a “TROLOLOL TRY IT” move.
Rabbits… I have a raised scar from where a “friendly” one clawed the fuck out of me.
Jesus. You win.
I totally cheated, thats a snake neck turtle, which hopefully doesn’t exist in wow, because they are creepy bastards. Nah, most turtles are pretty chill, but they do bite D:
I saw that and went “JFC nature wtf.”
Yes they do, snapping turtles are meeeeeean reptilian bastards. The idea to have dax turn Theo into a turtle was mostly because he could flip on his back and set him on a glass as a “You sit in time out until i no longer want to murder you.” move.
Awwww. See thats kinda cute. LOOKIT CUTE TURTLE BELLY :D
and widdle legs flailing! yes :3
What is it with the angry animals and me lately? D:
Cinori for hearmemeep
This accurately sums up Dax and Theo. Except Dax is an older elf with glasses and Theo would wind up being polymorphed into a turtle. Because turtles can’t inflict the same pain as a cat, or a bunny, or a sheep and they’re easier to handle.
You ever been bit by a turtle?!?!?!?!?!?! Them things are mean as hell and will kill you with samonella, turtles are horrid creatures. Tortoises on the other hand are fairly friendly, but their little (or gigantic beaks) hurt like hell (ive been bit by a 4’ tortoise, on accident). Them little beaks are evil as hell D:>
Bunnies will just cut your jugular like a thug.
With turtles you gotta keep your soft flesh from their heads, if you hold them by their shell it’s a “TROLOLOL TRY IT” move.
Rabbits… I have a raised scar from where a “friendly” one clawed the fuck out of me.
Jesus. You win.
I totally cheated, thats a snake neck turtle, which hopefully doesn’t exist in wow, because they are creepy bastards. Nah, most turtles are pretty chill, but they do bite D:
I saw that and went “JFC nature wtf.”
Yes they do, snapping turtles are meeeeeean reptilian bastards. The idea to have dax turn Theo into a turtle was mostly because he could flip on his back and set him on a glass as a “You sit in time out until i no longer want to murder you.” move.
What is it with the angry animals and me lately? D:
Cinori for hearmemeep
This accurately sums up Dax and Theo. Except Dax is an older elf with glasses and Theo would wind up being polymorphed into a turtle. Because turtles can’t inflict the same pain as a cat, or a bunny, or a sheep and they’re easier to handle.
You ever been bit by a turtle?!?!?!?!?!?! Them things are mean as hell and will kill you with samonella, turtles are horrid creatures. Tortoises on the other hand are fairly friendly, but their little (or gigantic beaks) hurt like hell (ive been bit by a 4’ tortoise, on accident). Them little beaks are evil as hell D:>
Bunnies will just cut your jugular like a thug.
With turtles you gotta keep your soft flesh from their heads, if you hold them by their shell it’s a “TROLOLOL TRY IT” move.
Rabbits… I have a raised scar from where a “friendly” one clawed the fuck out of me.
Jesus. You win.
What is it with the angry animals and me lately? D:
Cinori for hearmemeep
This accurately sums up Dax and Theo. Except Dax is an older elf with glasses and Theo would wind up being polymorphed into a turtle. Because turtles can’t inflict the same pain as a cat, or a bunny, or a sheep and they’re easier to handle.
You ever been bit by a turtle?!?!?!?!?!?! Them things are mean as hell and will kill you with samonella, turtles are horrid creatures. Tortoises on the other hand are fairly friendly, but their little (or gigantic beaks) hurt like hell (ive been bit by a 4’ tortoise, on accident). Them little beaks are evil as hell D:>
Bunnies will just cut your jugular like a thug.
With turtles you gotta keep your soft flesh from their heads, if you hold them by their shell it’s a “TROLOLOL TRY IT” move.
Rabbits… I have a raised scar from where a “friendly” one clawed the fuck out of me.
What is it with the angry animals and me lately? D:
Cinori for hearmemeep
This accurately sums up Dax and Theo. Except Dax is an older elf with glasses and Theo would wind up being polymorphed into a turtle. Because turtles can’t inflict the same pain as a cat, or a bunny, or a sheep and they’re easier to handle.
